Four Word Story

and misfired at the

seven foot tall klingon

who in actuality was

two Ferengi in a

wooden horse that looked

very shoddy and almost

disintegrated because of termites

who were on steroids

and smokin' dat rock.

Meanwhile, the Romulan cruiser

decloaked and started to

turn in circles because

the helmsman's inner ear

was disgustingly dirty although

it wasn't until it

fell into a vat

of bog water and

(I hope somebody else gets this Simpsons reference, heh)

the virus from Double-Helix

(Double-Helix is the name of a book in which a virus that kills cardassians gives ferengi an ear infection)

and Hershey's Syrup. Then

(Heh, had to get my Simpsons reference finished up.)

dumped all their waste

(don’t some Federation ships remind you of giant flat toilets )

onto what they thought

was a walmart bag

until it cursed them...

beyond all they could

eat at a curious